1. Goys and girls pay attention. There’s just one day left until the event of the summer takes place and it is an ever so special event marking the legalization of spying on the United States on behalf of Israel. Get your tickets now and cash in.
Yes! AIPAC is Sellebrating May Day at its annual Traitors Conference that opens this Sunday under the theme of “Selling Out America is Fun for the Whole Tribe!”.
This year there will be even more booths and workshops than ever before. You’ll be able to buy classified documents about Iran, China, Egypt, US military technology and the sexual piccadillos of your perverted congressmen (they’ve got some great photos too). Plus, if you pay an extra $1,000 dollars, you can attend the workshop that will reveal whether or not Barrack Hussein Obama is a natural born citizen. Be one of the few to really know and then you too can blackmail the hell out of the White House. Rahm Emmanuel will be leading that oh so special workshop. Unfortunately, the workshop won’t be held on Air Force One while it flies around Manhattan just a few feet away from tall buildings. The test drive for that one didn’t work out as planned. But hell, we’ve got a great room at the hotel and the booze is on the taxpayer!
Register now before it’s too late. Here’s a sneak preview of what’s in store.
The Happy Hooker: Mossad Jane Harman on How She got to be the 2nd Richest Member of Congress
Mossad Jane may even talk about her partner pictured above.
We hear at Mantiq al-Tayr that Nancy Pelosi may be joining
this discussion, taking the place of
Deborah Jeanne Palfrey. That’s just a
rumor, of course.
Sino-Semitic Relations: How to Sell US Technology to China
This profitable seminar will be run by Jonathan Pollard
and Maj. Gen. Ido Nechustan, Commander of the Israeli Airforce
“The Iran Portfolio at the CIA – for Sale”
Join Larry Frankly, Steve Rosen, Keith Weissman and “Judge” T.S. Ellis as they auction off material gathered at great personal risk by CIA assets working in the most dangerous places on earth. Really cool stuff. They will even autograph the documents for you.
Now the workshop below is a personal favorite of mine. Hope to see you there.
Or: How to Kill Children and Yell “Anti-Semitism” at the Same Time
This one will be run by Brig. Gen. Michael Herzog Chief of Staff, Defense Minister Ehud Barak.
The people below will not be in attendance.
This person won’t be attending either.
2.”All upon the face of the earth will surely die. Yet the coutenance of your Lord remains with honor and majesty on high. Now what are the favors of your Lord that ye deny?” (Quran: 55:26-28)